Never Play Golf With Your Boss

Bob decides to take his boss Andre to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing really well they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace.

Bob offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.

His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Bob.

Andre just shook his head at Bob and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.

Bob asked "what's wrong?" It's a small, small world Bob, and you're fired"